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The solution to the GMO problem: a withering, internet mediated boycott

In the film of Dune, Paul Atreides scans a box of the Spice Melange with a hand held device, before eating a sample. Passing the device over the spice, and it finding no contamination the device intones ‘safe’ in a

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Posted in Drink, Eat, Post Tipping Point, Wishware

McDonalds Money: the solution to the banking and monetary crisis

It seems that another crack in the dam has appeared: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/thoore-scandalous-than-libor/ How long can it be before it cracks all the way and the whole creaking edifice bursts and the pressure is relieved? Bad stuff is what happens when the

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Posted in Eat, Economics, Libertarianism, Money, The Facts

Simple but effective

Flour, water & salt.

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Marijuana plantations for Eindhoven

The Dutch city of Eindhoven has caused a stir with a plan to set up a cannabis plantation to supply marijuana to its coffee shops. The move was announced at a “weed summit”, when dozens of Dutch mayors urged the

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Posted in Eat, Idiocracy, Someone Clever Said, The Facts, Told You So

Irdial Philosophy: 'Synthesis of Music'

1. Music is a language through which all the following properties may be expressed: harmony, creativity, happiness, beauty, poetry, complexity, magic, humour, provocation and culture. 2. The use of top quality products and technical knowledge to prepare them properly are

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Posted in Eat, Music, Someone Clever Said, Substitution

Sharia introduction has prevented 400,000 alcohol deaths

The nationwide introduction of Sharia Law to Britain has triggered the biggest fall in alcohol deaths ever seen in England, a report says today. More than two million fewer alcohol related arrests and cautions were made and 400,000 deaths were

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Posted in Bollocks, Drink, Eat, Idiocracy, Politricks, Substitution, The Law

Geophagy in Haiti

Rising Food Costs Force Haiti’s Poor to Resort to Eating Dirt PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti It was lunchtime in one of Haiti’s worst slums, and Charlene Dumas was eating mud. With food prices rising, Haiti’s poorest can’t afford even a daily plate

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Posted in Astonishing, Eat, Money, No no no!, omw!