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Fingerprinted to smoke in London

The joys of clubbing in England! That was at the M-nus event in London last weekend! Fuck me!! Rules rules rules………….you will become our subordinates you worthless, druggy, addicted cunts!! I fucking hope people stop going clubbing in this cuntry.

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Posted in Bollocks, In, omw!, Post Tipping Point, wtf?

Modern trends in crushed calcium

Most of my life, say since the age of fourteen, I have used only one brand of toothpaste (except emergencies). One of the common ones, but probably the least popular in that it doesn’t taste of birthday cake or doughnuts.

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Geophagy in Haiti

Rising Food Costs Force Haiti’s Poor to Resort to Eating Dirt PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti It was lunchtime in one of Haiti’s worst slums, and Charlene Dumas was eating mud. With food prices rising, Haiti’s poorest can’t afford even a daily plate

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Posted in Astonishing, Eat, Money, No no no!, omw!

Buying back what was yours

A point of interest: in cities such as Amsterdam, these bikes are regularly stolen by junkies. No one seems to get upset. One simply whisks round to the thieves’ market and buys a similar bike, perhaps even the very one

Posted in omw!, True

Obama Observations and Predictions by Anagram

He will not dance with Brazil: Barak Samba Heinous We knew this: Barak Bias Houseman The Cult leader: Barak Mania Bus Hoes Amen Hub Barak Oasis His very own 911 is coming: Shaken Airbus Obama Obama Airbuses Khan Anointed by

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Mitt and his Mormonism

Shall we scratch the surface of Mormonism? 17. Church Prejudice Against Blacks From the translated scroll written by Abraham comes the important doctrine that descendants of Cain (taught by Mormons to be African-Americans) are unworthy to hold the priesthood, the

Posted in Insanity, omw!, People, Politricks, wtf?

The 'dumbing down' or 'Why you should Home Educate'

Dumbing down: the proof (may have to register) Issue: 27 November 2004 As a service to Spectator readers who still have any doubts about the decline in educational standards, we are printing these exam papers taken by 11-year-olds applying

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